Scandal Follower Pillows

James Corden banned from restaurant for abusive behaviour.]

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Not expected to be hired on as U.S. secret service agent...

'I ate food contaminated with horse meat and it's made me feel a bit giddy...up...giddy...up...'

"C'mon, I'll show you the crime scene...ummmh...my house!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Trumpled

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking