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LEV Trump

"Quick, we need a distraction. Release the pee pee tapes!"

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Rush Limbaugh 'apologizes' over Slutgate.

"You're fired."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Trump Tower

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

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Donald Trump

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War