Controversy Contender Pillows

Michael Ignatieff: 'Give me all the party dissidents. I'll kill 'em!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Sunset

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

LEV Trump

Donald Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

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'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.