Popularity Contender Pillows

Race

Likes: $2.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

World Cup - Countdown

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

White Cliffs of Dover

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'I can't see you either...'

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

Domino Toppling Championship

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'

'It's great having thousands of Facebook Friends, but I hadn't expected they'd all come for a visit at the same time!'

I can't take your criticism any more - spoil you own dinner.

'I'm out of the loop!'

'Good party, Sid...I nearly ostracised myself with everybody!'