Contest Contender Pillows

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

White Cliffs of Dover

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'I can't see you either...'

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

I can't take your criticism any more - spoil you own dinner.

'International Poodle Contest.'

Domino Toppling Championship

"Congratulations! Your essay on isolation and despair has won our desert-island-getaway competition."

Michael Ignatieff: 'Give me all the party dissidents. I'll kill 'em!'

'It looks like you're a winner.'

'He's finally been picked for the pub quiz team and I told him not to go on an empty head.'

Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'