Court Contender Pillows

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Contest to enter the University

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Sports Lawyers

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Antonin Scalia

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

'... and in closing, I have but four words for you... go forth and sue.'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

'Remember talk is cheap.' - 'Yeah, until I walked into your office.'

White Cliffs of Dover

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

'We believe in fighting tooth and nail for the underdog... Right up until the moment his money runs out!'

"I just love that new class action lawsuit smell."

"I could tell you all the secrets to my success as an attorney, but then I'd have to bill you"

'I can't see you either...'