Championship Contender Pillows

Domino Toppling Championship

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Contest to enter the University

The weight of winning gold.

Skateboard Olympics.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Competitions.

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

White Cliffs of Dover

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

What you have can only be cured if you're in a chance for gold in London.

Race

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

Michael Ignatieff: 'Give me all the party dissidents. I'll kill 'em!'

'We can't go on meeting like this. It's not you I want - it's your job.'