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Michael Ignatieff: 'Give me all the party dissidents. I'll kill 'em!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

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'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Donald Trump

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

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'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."