Controversy Creator T-Shirts

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"You're fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Sunset

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

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"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Donald Trump

LEV Trump

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.