Controversy Creator Gifts

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"You're fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Sunset

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Donald Trump

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

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'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.