Controversies Gifts

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Can I grope her? I'M RICH YES I CAN!

"You're fired."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Sunset

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Meet the author.

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

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"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

LEV Trump

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."