Controversy Curator Gifts

The Trump family

"Have you noticed how the conservatives who believe in small government all want to work in big business?"

"They have fringe beliefs but appear normal in order to maximize shock value when they start spouting them."

"You're fired."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

The Daily Fury

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Sunset

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"Are you new around here?"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

LEV Trump

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."