Controversy Critic Gifts

Kristi Noem Caricature

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Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"You're fired."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Invade/Fail/Deny

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Militant Pacifists

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Sunset

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

LEV Trump

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'But is it ART?'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Atheist's Rule Ok.