Controversy Analysts Gifts

"You're fired."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Sunset

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

LEV Trump

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

Atheist's Rule Ok.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Limbaugh and the GOP.

"Sometimes it's so bleedin' hard to know who to vote for."

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

The Kommander in Khief

Face Trophies

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"