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Leaving Neverland threatens Michael Jackson's legacy.

"You're fired."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

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USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

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Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

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'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

Atheist's Rule Ok.

'Thank you, Iris, but it's actually a 'Lauer cake'.'

"Sometimes it's so bleedin' hard to know who to vote for."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

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'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'I was not prepared for this!'