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Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

The Savile Report: a retrospective.

Bill Clinton: I Did Not Have Sex With Those Underaged Foreign Women

Irish catholic church closes ranks over sex scandal.

Pandora papers are out

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Mary Trump

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Tennis corruption

Horse meat scandal.

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Trumpled

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Gulliver's Travails

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Which One is Pulling Out?

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."