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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

Pundits

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

World Health Organization

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Voter Suppression

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

One China, Two Minds

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."