Opinionated Professionals Gifts

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

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National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Pundits

New Year 2020

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Voter Suppression

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Coronation Civil Rights

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

Before the Fall

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

America eager for war

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'