Controversy Curious Gifts

Sunset

"You're fired."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do Guns Kill?

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

LEV Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

God hounded by the media.

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Kanye West

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

'But what is a recession, Father?'