Controversy Curious Pillows

Sunset

"You're fired."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do Guns Kill?

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

LEV Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

God hounded by the media.

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

'But what is a recession, Father?'