Comedy Curious Pillows

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

Hair Crop Circle

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Hair spray"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Sunset

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

The Governor-General settles in.

Mobile.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

My first rodeo

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'