Cosmetics Curious Pillows

'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Do Guns Kill?

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Hair spray"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Botox so soon, Master?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

God hounded by the media.