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'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

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For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Do Guns Kill?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Hair spray"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Botox so soon, Master?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

God hounded by the media.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'