Cosmetic Curiosity T-Shirts

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

First attempt at the Big Bang

'Botox so soon, Master?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."