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'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Hair spray"

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."