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Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Teacup

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

Titan Arum

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Silicone implant ward.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Man dressed as Christmas tree.