Cosmetic Quirkiness Fans Mugs

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Jarvis Cocker

Sheep In Curlers

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

She was always an introvert.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Dang clip ons!

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

'Twitter Tweet'

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Silicone implant ward.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Teacup

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Titan Arum