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Two woman fighting over a top in the sales.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Hair spray"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'