Curious Shopper T-Shirts

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Wildlife

But is it organic?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Jungle Stores.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Idle parts

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Sex Section in the Library

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'