Comedy Curious Gifts

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

Hair Crop Circle

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Hair spray"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Sunset

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Mobile.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

The Governor-General settles in.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

My first rodeo

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'