Controversy Pillows

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'Pour moi?'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Djokovic

Tour de 'Frank'

Shot Put Champion

Roger Stone gets ink of another American hero

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'Will work for waterproof markers'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Horse De-wormer Saves Live!

"You're fired."

LEV Trump

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Sunset

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

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"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'