Online Controversies Pillows

Social network site runs into trouble.

"You're fired."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

LEV Trump

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'We've gone viral!'

"Have you noticed how the conservatives who believe in small government all want to work in big business?"

Journalism

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.

Tour de 'Frank'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

Homeless dog wearing sign saying 'Former YouTube sensation."