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"Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

LEV Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Chuck Schumer

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