Controversy Lover Pillows

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Maria Sharapova

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Trump the Messiah

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Headline: Miss World moved to London - 'Why so much fuss about a woman getting stoned?'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Record Company Executive to rock star, "Your drug taking has caused a public outcry! I think with a new album out, we should look at you, thumping a fan, terrorising a 747, you know the sort of thing."

'I blame sculpture for the amount of sex and violence in society today.'

Labour Party funding: 'I prefer Big Ones'

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Candace Owens

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

Protest