Scandal Watchers Pillows

Prince Andrew and the Epstein Sex Scandal

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mary Trump

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump returns home

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Gulliver's Travails

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Trumpled

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

VW scandal