Scandal Hunter Pillows

'Sleaze, please.'

'Find out why the media is assembling outside our building.'

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

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