Scandal Spectators Pillows

Officials finally get tough on former pro athletes gone bad.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Trump returns home

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

Tennis corruption

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

Sauce close to the PM.

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."