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Officials finally get tough on former pro athletes gone bad.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Trump returns home

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gulliver's Travails

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"The president's parade"

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Sauce close to the PM.

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."