Scandal Scene Observer Gifts

David Petraeus

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Gulliver's Travails

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

Corrupt politicians,

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.