Scandal Investigator Gifts

Have you been abused by a celebrity or politician?

Which One is Pulling Out?

The president drops in for a brief inspection

Paterno State.

Horse meat scandal.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

JET (Part I)

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

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