Scandal Unravelist Gifts

Book Keeping Under the Spotlight

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

'That damn racial scandal.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

VW scandal

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Panama Papers

Corrupt politicians,

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.