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Book Keeping Under the Spotlight

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

'That damn racial scandal.'

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Corrupt politicians,

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."