Scandal Exposer Gifts

Banks: Customers make a point.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

VW scandal

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Horse meat scandal.

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Which One is Pulling Out?

Tennis corruption

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

Gulliver's Travails

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'