Corruption Detective Gifts

"Okay, everybody. . . ! Just move along. . . Nothing to see here. . .!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Horse meat scandal.

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

Steve Bannon

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

The Manipulation of Justice

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

Amnesty for Embezzlers

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

'Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great.'

"I am looking for justice.'

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

The president drops in for a brief inspection

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."