Corruption Detective T-Shirts

"Okay, everybody. . . ! Just move along. . . Nothing to see here. . .!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Horse meat scandal.

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

Steve Bannon

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

The Manipulation of Justice

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

The president drops in for a brief inspection

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

"I am looking for justice.'

'Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great.'

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.

This department will not countenance the back stab.

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."