Corruption Detector Gifts

"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."

Turtle Hat

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Panama Papers Scandal

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Sportswasher's

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

Goal!

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Steve Bannon

The Manipulation of Justice

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

'Oh great, not him. That lawyer is as crooked as them come. We're screwed.'

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

Amnesty for Embezzlers

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"I am looking for justice.'

'Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great.'

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

How the LA Times Fired Me for the LAPD (Part 1 of 3)

This department will not countenance the back stab.

"Let me be clear. . ."

There is a new Reaper in town

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

"Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line."

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'