Scandal Scholars Gifts

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Panama Papers Scandal

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Trump returns home

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Which One is Pulling Out?

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Horse meat scandal.

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Trumpled

Gulliver's Travails

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'