Scandal Reader Gifts

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Mary Trump

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Tennis corruption

Trumpled

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

VW scandal

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Gulliver's Travails