Scandal Reader Mugs

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Original Gossip Columns

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Tennis corruption

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Trumpled

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking