Scandal Viewer Mugs

'Those charges of sexual are untrue! I'll prove it, ask my buddies, Schwarzenegger and Anthony Weiner!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Mary Trump

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Trump returns home

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

VW scandal

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Gulliver's Travails

Trumpled

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."