Scandal Viewer Mugs

'Those charges of sexual are untrue! I'll prove it, ask my buddies, Schwarzenegger and Anthony Weiner!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Trump returns home

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"The president's parade"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."